Now, that’s the way to win a Marathon!

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New York Marathon Winner Tests Positive For Performance-Enhancing Horse

NEW YORK—Officials from New York Road Runners stripped American Meb Keflezighi of his 2009 ING New York City Marathon victory Wednesday after a blood sample taken from his fetlock was found to contain high levels of performance-enhancing horse.

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