The relative meaning of “Just Fine”

Thank you for Flying Air AmateurHorse people ARE crazy, there is no denying it. And one of the ways that you can tell is how we react to injuries. Specifically injuries related to/caused by horses. You could call it being tough, or you could say we are in denial.

Take this Facebook posting that I read this morning:

Well, this certainly is putting a damper on my week… Dislocated hip, some fractured back bones and some neck pain. But I can move everything so I’ll be just fine.

Just fine? Even to my jaded eyes, that sounds like a bit more serious than just fine. It sounds more like “hurts a lot” or “I’m really not doing too well right now.”

But, I will admit to concealing the extent of my injuries with platitudes. After all, I picked two quarts of strawberries right after Freedom landed on my heel this summer . . . and previously have been known to get up off the barn floor and drive myself home after a flying stall door broke a rib, bruised my liver and sent my glasses flying . . . and have walked around with a broken hand for three days after hitting it on a jump standard after an unscheduled dismount.

So what is it about equestrians that make us so stupid (I mean stoic)  about injuries?

  • There’s the “I told you riding was dangerous” response from our loved ones. We’ve all heard that. We all want to downplay it. That’s why many of us have a rule: No visible bruises? You don’t have to tell anyone you fell off. Of course driving to the supermarket is dangerous, too and no one tells you not to do that.
  • There’s the embarrassing feeling that you might have been able to prevent the accident so you don’t want to ‘fess up. I certainly felt that way about my recent heel laceration.
  • We understand that it probably could have been worse and we are grateful that we are only semi-permanently injured.
  • We are actually tougher and more stoic than the average human being. We have a higher pain tolerance than most people so we actually do feel that we’re “just fine.” There’s something about riding horses that attracts this type of person.
  • We want to start riding again ASAP. Seriously, I asked my doctor when I went to the two week check up after I broke my rib if I could start hunting again. The look on her face was priceless. I decided to stop asking. The orthopedic surgeon who set my hand was much more sensible. When I asked him when I could ride, he shrugged eloquently and said: “Now. You horse people are crazy so I know you’ll do it anyway.”

How about you? Have you hidden injuries from your family and friends? Started riding again while your leg/arm/hand is still in a cast? Time to confess!

Zelda makes me smile

XC school

I haven’t had a lesson in about a year but boy did those eyes on the ground help! Stephie Baer runs a great XC school and the whole experience was a confidence builder.

I love it when your horse makes you look good. You know, when they behave themselves and it looks like you can ride?

I took Zelda for a cross country schooling adventure and she was a star! My expectations were modest. I wanted to jump some small fences, get some eyes on the ground and see if I could get her through the water complex (on some of our Hunter Paces, Zelda has preferred to jump the water rather than go through it). It ended up as a real confidence builder. Since I mostly ride alone, I don’t generally push her to jump much on the trails. Now I know she’s willing and able.

In the water

Zelda didn’t hesitate to walk (and trot) into the water. It didn’t hurt that it was a hot day and the water looked inviting. I was mostly worried that she was going to roll in it.

Zelda walked off the trailer, looked around, and went to work. She figured out that this job was pretty fun and basically, if I aimed her at a fence, she went right over it — straight, willing and without any fuss or bother. Basically, she was a point and shoot type of horse.

As for the water complex? She walked into it like she’d been doing it for years (it was hot and I had a strong feeling that she would lie down and roll in the water if given half a chance). Then trotted through it, leaving a wake that would make a small boat proud, and jumped out up the small bank. The only

Water complex

You can see the water complex behind us, along with some of the jumps. This was a great course where you could pick the level where you felt comfortable. I started small and then asked her for a bit more when I realized she was going to be so good.

time she hesitated was when we jumped down into the water. Can’t say that I blame her as I wasn’t so sure of that myself. In fact, I handed over my cell phone to a spectator in case she launched me. Once she was completely sure I was serious, she was fine!

She even jumped the ditch without a hitch and was looking for more.

You know, I really like this girl. She doesn’t have the springs that Freedom has, but for him, every jump is an event. For her? It’s just part of the adventure and she’s always looking for more.

I left feeling like I could ask her to do a lot more . . . and the next day I incorporated a few more jumps into my trail ride. Then I did the same with Freedom. I guess I really need those eyes on the ground.

Only a penny?

Mechanical pony

When I was a kid, riding one of these mechanical ponies was a treat. I’d drop a nickel or a quarter into the slot and spend the next few minutes blissfully imagining that I was riding a real horse. I came across this pony in Cincinnati. I’ve been here for the past five days while my daughter rows in a regatta. A penny seems like a bargain and I find it unbelievable that it’s not in constant use!

Rock your way to relaxation

On days when it’s too hot and sticky to ride, I think of other ways to spend time with the horses. This video from Jim Masterson was in my inbox today. It’s a great (and simple) technique to help your horse release tension. If you are not yet familiar with the Masterson Method, you should check out his YouTube Channel for more videos.

It tastes better with Goldfish

Goldfish

I wonder if sometimes the fish don’t tickle the horses’ noses while they drink.

We have goldfish in our water tank. Five of them.

Originally, we added the goldfish when we had the large, 200 gallon tank, because they do a tremendous job of eating mosquito larvae. Right now we have only the 70 gallon tank, but we’ve become attached to them.

The goldfish are pretty hardy. They generally winter well and live for a year or more (we heat the tank in the winter).

The funny thing is that they swim right up to the horses’ mouths when they drink. They must enjoy the small amounts of food that are dropped in on the horses’ whiskers.

Certainly, they don’t bother the horses one bit!