These were posted at Wylie Eventing and a few other sites (not sure where they originated). Some of them sure are funny. Just remember — don’t text WHILE you’re riding.

OOH – out of hay
LAS – lost a shoe
BBM – bastard just bit me
FOMHL – fell off my horse laughing
FTC – forgot the carrots
MIHA – mare’s in heat, again
IPTI – I’ll pick up tennis instead
LWW – lesson went well
MSMBO – mud sucked my boot off
HSIH – horse snot in hair
HAO – hay all over
HIMB – hay in my BRA
PIHH – poop induced half halt
UD – unplanned dismount
PTTDG – prayed to the dirt god
MMM – master manure mucker
OOM – out of money
MHTS – more horses than sense
BAHHFDP – bought another horse husband filed divorce papers
GBBF – got board bill, fainted
GFBF – got farrier bill, fainted
HRHCF – husband realized horse costs, fainted
SLH – Smell like horse
DQFOY – Dressage Queen fell off – yipee
HTNHFH – hiding the new horse from hubby
WWFNS – will work for new saddle
AROGC – arena rained out – going crazy
SSB – saddle sore butt
BTLGR – b###hy trainer left – good riddance
ALIGAR – At least I got a ribbon
NLT – no lesson today
HGR – have a great ride!
FTMBA – foals take my breath away
HWNTTAAH – Honey, we need to talk about a horse
BHLATB – But honey look at the bloodlines