These were posted at Wylie Eventing and a few other sites (not sure where they originated). Some of them sure are funny. Just remember — don’t text WHILE you’re riding.
OOH – out of hay
LAS – lost a shoe
BBM – bastard just bit me
FOMHL – fell off my horse laughing
FTC – forgot the carrots
MIHA – mare’s in heat, again
IPTI – I’ll pick up tennis instead
LWW – lesson went well
MSMBO – mud sucked my boot off
HSIH – horse snot in hair
HAO – hay all over
HIMB – hay in my BRA
PIHH – poop induced half halt
UD – unplanned dismount
PTTDG – prayed to the dirt god
MMM – master manure mucker
OOM – out of money
MHTS – more horses than sense
BAHHFDP – bought another horse husband filed divorce papers
GBBF – got board bill, fainted
GFBF – got farrier bill, fainted
HRHCF – husband realized horse costs, fainted
SLH – Smell like horse
DQFOY – Dressage Queen fell off – yipee
HTNHFH – hiding the new horse from hubby
WWFNS – will work for new saddle
AROGC – arena rained out – going crazy
SSB – saddle sore butt
BTLGR – b###hy trainer left – good riddance
ALIGAR – At least I got a ribbon
NLT – no lesson today
HGR – have a great ride!
FTMBA – foals take my breath away
HWNTTAAH – Honey, we need to talk about a horse
BHLATB – But honey look at the bloodlines
Hilarious! Going to share with my horsey friends. Thanks!
laughing out loud at some of those!
This is TOO CUTE! I’m going to post this in the stable!