There have been many times in my life when I was horse-less when I would have installed “Trotify” on my bike.
When I was a kid I dreamed of having my own horse . . . and had to settle for a 10-speed.
Even when I was in college I would pretend that the wind in my hair was from galloping, rather than pedaling.
The sound effects would have made it oh-so-much better!