How many horses does it take to change a lightbulb?

lightbulbFound on the Internet — enjoy!

  • Thoroughbred: I changed it an hour ago. C’mon you
    guys – catch up!
    Arabian: Who ME?? Do WHAT? I’m scared of light
    bulbs! I’m outta here!
  • Quarter Horse: Put all the bulbs in a pen and
    tell me which one you want.
  • Standardbred: Oh for Pete’s Sake, give me the
    darn bulb and let’s be done with it.
  • Shetland: Give it to me. I’ll kill it and we
    won’t have to worry about it anymore.
  • Friesian: I would, but I can’t see where I’m
    going from behind all this mane.
  • Belgian: Put the Shetland on my back, maybe he can
    reach it then.
  • Warmblood: Is the 2nd Level Instruction Packet in English?
    Doesn’t anyone realize that I was sold for
    $75K as a yearling, but only because my hocks are
    bad, otherwise I would be worth $100K? I am NOT
    changing light bulbs. Make the TB get back here and do it.
  • Morgan: Me! Me! Me! Pleeease let me! I wanna do
    it! I’m gonna do it! I know how, really I do! Just watch! I’ll rewire the
    barn after, too.
  • Appaloosa: Ya’ll are a bunch of losers. We don’t
    need to change the light bulb; I ain’t scared of the dark. And someone make that darn Morgan stop jumping up and down before I double barrel him.
  • Haflinger: That thing I ate was a light bulb?
  • Mustang: Light bulb? Let’s go on a trail ride,
    instead. And camp. Out in the open like REAL horses.
  • Lipizzaner: Hah, amateurs. I will change the light
    bulb. Not only that, but I will do it while standing on my hind legs and balancing it on my nose, after which I will perform seven flying lead changes in a row and a capriole. Can you do that? Huh? Huh? Didn’t think so.
  • Miniature: I bet you think I can’t do it just
    cause I’m small. You know what that is? It’s sizeism!
  • Akhal Te ke: I will only change it if it’s my
    owner’s light bulb and no one else has ever touched it.
  • Andalusian: I will delegate the changing of the
    light bulb to my personal groom after he finishes shampooing my mane and cleaning my saddle, but only on the condition that it is changed for a soft blue or pink bulb, which reflects better off my coat while I exhibit my astonishing gaits.
  • Cleveland Bay: I’m busy. Make the whipper-in and
    the hounds do it.
  • Saddlebred: My ears are up already, please, please
    get the &#/~..# light bulb away from me! I’m ready to show, really, I
    promise I’ll win!
  • Paint: Put all the light bulbs in a pen, tell me
    which one you want, and my owner will bet you twenty bucks I can get it before the quarter horse.
  • POA: I’m not changing it. I’m the one who kicked
    the old one and broke it in the first place, remember?
    Now, excuse me, I have a grain room to break into.
  • Grade Horse: Guys? Um, guys? I hope you don’t
    mind, but I went ahead and changed it while you were all arguing.

4 thoughts on “How many horses does it take to change a lightbulb?

  1. oh the psychology of horse-humans!
    Am sending this to my horse petcare clients for a good laugh.

    Andrea Reynes

  2. I have a thoroughbred, a Friesian/Andalusian cross and a grade horse. And those answers definitely fit for each! Way too funny!

  3. I have a Quarter Horse, a Thoroughbred, and a Paint/Thorughbred cross. Pretty good fit.

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